Let me start off by saying...never sleep on the floor. Little gnomes drill holes in the floor from the bottom level and try to fuck you in the ass. Those little bastards, they almost got me once....they stole my underpants.

Anyway, check out my Halo montage, it's linked on the "Fun Shit" page. And Dave's rap...we're in the process of recording that shit and putting out an EP yo. Touch little boys WHAT WHAT!

I'd also like to direct your attention to "unitedstatesofno.ytmnd.com". Fucking hilarious if you've seen Star Wars: Episode 3. That was a kickass movie by the way.

Everyone has to call Tygue, "Gay Boy" from now on, just to piss him off. Tell him to stop being a pussy and eat beef jerky too. Everyone is gonna love Q's new flash. Gay Boy is in it and he gets his shit ruined.

I gotta give some shout outs. One to Dave (Q) for making such a great site, one to Chris for being such a bastard, one to Willie (Stealthracer68), Willie just rocks. Oh, and Sean McIntosh, he's a little whore. Dan Mcrady, "FINAL FANTASY". Oh and Will Jones, that little bastard, give Gay Boy a smack for me when you read this.

Ok, enough of the bullshit stuff. I want to post an argument about Halo 1 vs. Halo 2. I know Dave spams his site's address on Live all the time so there has to be some Halo fans here.

Single Player: Halo 2 is way too fucking linear. GO from point A to B. Use this vehicle otherwise you'll get killed in 2 seconds. At least in Halo 1 if there was a part with lots of enemies they would give you power weapons like a sniper rifle and rockets to counter the Covenant as well as vehicles, so you had more options. Also, you run out of ammo WAY too fast in Halo 2. I can never use my weapon of choice, the Battle Rifle, because there's hardly any ammo for it. It's not like it's some uber-weapon that kills everything in one hit. I hate using that piss-ass SMG and Plasma Rifle. The story is better up until the end. It wasn't properly concluded. You're just left with a feeling of "Umm...what's next. Wait, the game is over?" In Halo 1 you actually ACCOMPLISHED something, which was destroying Halo.

Multiplayer: MLG Rules isn't bad. It's pretty fun actually. Matchmaking is becoming a total bore though. Most games start you with a SMG. It's one of the shittiest weapons in the game and you're guaranteed to die unless you come across another guy with a SMG. Then you have games like Fiesta, and Team Swords and Team Rockets, those weapons take barely any skill. Then you have BRUTE DUEL! Wtf is that shit Bungie... and on one of the few games where they give you BR starts, Team Rifles on Ascension, they leave the fucking BANSHEE in. Rifles do JACK SHIT to Banshees. Thankfully Bungie is taking out the Banshee. Also, they leave SMG starts on Warlock. That level is just asking for spawn whoring. You spawn on the bottom and get raped in 2 seconds by guys on the platforms who all have BRs. SMG isn't gonna do anything to BRs. I try to toss grenades on the top but I die right afterwards anyway and one grenade isn't gonna kill them. Stupid as hell.

The part that pisses me off is that Bungie says they tested every map to see if it would work well in Halo 2. BULLSHIT! Five bucks says they didn't get real gamers to test them, Bungie just tests it themselves, and as you can see from their stats on Live, they are huge fucking noobs who don't know the meaning of teamwork. MLG THOROUGHLY tests all their gametypes with the help of PRO Halo players and guess what? They're all fun, and balanced. You're not gonna get weapon whored too easily on MLG settings. I wish Bungie would stop being stubborn assholes and put in a MLG playlist. After hundreds of people asked for one on their forums, Bungie then said "Ok, we want to make a new gametype. But don't recommend MLG, we're just gonna ignore yo if you suggest that." FUCK THEM! I bet if they didn't say that over 50% of all posters would have asked for a MLG playlist, but Bungie wants to keep their game noob friendly for whatever dumbass reason. It ended up being the Double Team playlist by the way. It just doesn't make sense to me, if noobs want to play SMG settings, then they can stick to a seperate playlist. I don't see what the big fucking deal is, Bungie must have some weird conspiracy going on.