Age: 35

Gender: Male

Height: 5'8

Weight: 306 lbs


Hobbies: Eating,Chatrooms,Sleeping

Occupation: Unemployed

Favorite Color: Brown

Longest Relationship: 2 weeks

*Bought Wife From E-Bay*

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